Friendship is a special bond and only those in that special bond can tell you to do things like "calm your tits" when you are too worked up for your own darn good!
Please read the entire listing as all keychains are FINAL SALE! These items are HANDMADE not machine made! Slight variations will occur!
--You know that moment when you're irrationally mad and not sure why? Luckily we have some good friends to talk us off our angry ledge and with this Calm Your Tits keychain, you'll surely make her laugh too!
As each keychain is hand stamped, please note that slight variations can occur with the way letters are placed on the leather and may not be perfectly straight as these are handmade and not machine made. As the leather is a natural material, the color may also slightly vary. Again, as leather is a very natural product and may have small marks, color spots that are darker than others and even a crack in the color depending on each piece. I have no way of guaranteeing that there will not be small blemishes! But we promise that each one will be just as pretty.
Color Shown is Natural
For every friend you know that needs to say "Calm your tits" to. This keychain will stop her dead in her tracks with laughter!
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